More Than One Way To Skin A Cat
Someone once asked, What is better? A cat, or a dog?
Clearly the answer is a dog. I mean, come on.
But cats are cool too I guess. And that’s why I wanted to skin them. Skin them all…
So enjoy the addition of new cat breeds in the Commonwealth. Revel in the fact that the Hawthorne residence is no longer a single cloned tabby. Be happy with the knowledge that the random cat lover in an unmarked shack can now raise, and bury, multiple breeds of cat.
Current new cat breeds are:
Black cat
Brown Cat
White Cat
Calico Cat
Yeah, I don’t know cat breeds. Do cats even have breeds? They all look the damn same to me. Gimme a can of spray paint and five minutes and you’ll never be able to tell one cat from another.
Future Plans:
More Cats!
Cats in Party Hats!
Big Cats!
Small Cats!
Kit Kats!
Dogs?
Hell no! MORE CATS!
